The Santa Police
Yes, I know it’s a stupid idea and we all look ridiculous. But you still have to wear the damn hats. And yes, Johnson, you are right, the Chief is a clueless idiot. The very same clueless idiot who will have you walking a beat at the sewage treatment plant – in the summer – if he catches you not playing along with his latest idea to improve public relations.
Aaannnnddd, while we’re on the subject of public relations, the phrase is, “Ho-Ho-Ho”! Three Ho’s, all together, in rapid succession. You got that?If I get another call from somebody pissed off because a cop called her a “Ho”, you guys will be in a world of shit.